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My official review for dr pepper flavored (wtf) peeps marshmallows
First of all I don't like marshmallows (on the rare occasion of smores) but unfortunately I didn't get a chance to scorch these abominations
I love chicks, you know. I love cute little things. And I love me soder but this was not a good idea

Actually when I unwrapped it and put it up to my nose I choked because they smelt so wrong. This was a cursing as much as it was a bad idea. And I knew there would be consequences of consuming these. I should have known not to listen to my brother's good review (what does he know) but when I saw them at the dollar tree I got too curious. Some might say going to the dollar tree in 2025 was the first mistake
I've had other dr pepper flavored things, like lip balm (did I bite it or taste it? Who knows), and it does! smell good, but it's just not a good face for the dr pepper flavor. You can't even really call it dr pepper-flavored when it's more of a lip balm that reminds you of dr pepper. What it really is is a bad translation. Dr pepper and I think many sodas are so good because of that sweet pop and the only way you can get that with lip balm is cocaine (wrong brand)
I'm not a hater and I won't throw up if you show me this bizarre dr pepper flavored smen, it's definitely an item, but not what I'm looking for when I want the dr pepper flavor.
My point: put cocaine in your soda-flavored products